hey maybe it'll be a high profile case, you'll write a book after the trial, do some tv and make a lot of toy money!
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hey maybe it'll be a high profile case, you'll write a book after the trial, do some tv and make a lot of toy money!
Just tell them idiots that are accused of whatever the trial is about get you all red faced in anger....
then mention your heart issue. [img]wink.gif[/img]
They'll be escorting you out while offering you lunch to make up for it in no time!
1: seat in the back
2: Death Row MArv
3: an itchy switch finger
/hilarity ensued
I'd like to be on a jury at least once. I've never been asked so far. Hell if you want out, just tell them you think everyone deserves the death penalty no matter what the crime is. that should get you excused!
I was pulled in while I lived in CA..
The trial was for someone that was shot for running from the cops. He had been running due to having drugs and it was his 3rd strike.
I walked in, they asked me a few questions:
Them: "What is your opinion on drugs?"
Me: "I think all that use them should be shipped off to a small island and fed all the drugs they want until they finish the job of doing what they are already in the process of doing to themselves."
Them: "And what is it that you think they are in the process of doing?"
Me: "Killing themselves and bringing everyone and everything around them down. Let them all do it to each other and keep it away from those that don't."
Them: "OK.....what do you think of people that run from the police?"
Me: "I think they should automatically be locked up and never let out."
Them: "Even if they are innocent?"
Me: "No one that is innocent runs from the police, unless they are extremely stupid. If they are Innocent and run from the police, you should at least neuter them to prevent them from breeding. If they already have bred, then watch the children to see if they got the stupid gene. If they weren't innocent, they ought to be shot for keeping the police chasing them from helping the ones who needed it while he was chasing after the either guilty person, or stupid innocent one depending on how you want to spin it for your client."
Them: "I think we are done with this one your honor..."
lol, I would have said "I think everyone that runs should be shot no questions asked"
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, but that would be inhumane to the stupid ones! You first have to determine if they are stupid, then decide whether to shoot them.Originally posted by chaserfan:
lol, I would have said "I think everyone that runs should be shot no questions asked"
Although, in recent years, I am all for shooting those that run from the cops just in principle! Results in the same purpose...if you are guilty - why waste their time, if they are stupid, then just add a little chlorine to the gene pool.
In reality, I am all for non-leathal weapons. They can cause a hell of alot more pain to the individual than shooting them, and they are there to cause that pain to again and again. I don't believe in things like the death penalty. I am ALL FOR keeping people that have done the crime within an inch of their life for the rest of their natural lives. Like beatings once a week, taser shots every hour on the hour, etc....
I'd go with the old George Carlin "How to get out of Jury Duty" line:
"I think I'd make an excellent jury member, because I can spot guilty people *snap* JUST LIKE THAT!"
I miss read this and thought you said
Now what, I got a Gene Simmons
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